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THE COMPLETE & DEFINATIVE list of songs performed on Glee!

Starred (*) songs have never been released; songs with two stars (**) were cut from the episode.

This list only includes songs that were actually sung (e.g. songs played by the McKinley High band and dance-only songs like 'Single Ladies' were left out).

Songs in previously-aired episodes:

Where Is Love?* - Hank Saunders
Respect* - Mercedes
Mr. Cellophane* - Kurt
I Kissed A Girl* - Tina
On My Own - Rachel
Sit Down, You’re Rockin’ The Boat* - New Directions (original 5 - Rachel, Mercedes, Kurt, Artie and Tina)
Can’t Fight This Feeling - Finn
Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’* - young Finn and Darren
You’re The One That I Want* - New Directions (original 6 - Rachel, Finn, Kurt, Mercedes, Tina and Artie)
Rehab - Vocal Adrenaline
Leaving On A Jet Plane - Will
Don’t Stop Believin’ - New Directions (original 6)
Le Freak* - New Directions (original 6)
Gold Digger - New Directions (original 6) and Will
All By Myself* - Emma
Push It - New Directions (original 6)
I Say A Little Prayer - Quinn, Santana and Brittany
Take A Bow - Rachel, Mercedes and Tina
For He’s A Jolly Good Fellow* - Will, Howard Bamboo, Ken Tanaka, and Sandy Ryerson
This Is How We Do It* - Acafellas (original - Will, Howard, Ken, and Henri St. Pierre)
Poison* - Acafellas (original)
Mercy - Vocal Adrenaline
Bust Your Windows - Mercedes & the Cheerios
I Wanna Sex You Up - Acafellas (new - Will, Ken, Finn and Puck)
Taking Chances - Rachel
Tonight* - Tina
Don’t Stop Believin’* - New Directions (original 12 minus Rachel; solos sung by Quinn)
Maybe This Time - April Rhodes and Rachel
Cabaret* - Rachel
Alone - April and Will
Last Name - April and New Directions (hereafter they are the original 12)
Somebody To Love - New Directions
It’s My Life / Confessions, Part II - Finn, Puck, Artie, Kurt, Mike and Matt
Halo / Walking On Sunshine - Rachel, Mercedes, Tina, Quinn, Santana and Brittany
Hate On Me - Mercedes (“Aretha”), Tina (“Asian”), Santana, Artie (“Wheels”), Kurt (“Gay Kid”), Mike (“Other Asian”), and Matt (“Shaft”)
Ride Wit Me* - New Directions
No Air - Rachel, Finn, Quinn, Puck and Brittany
You Keep Me Hangin’ On - Quinn & the Cheerios
Keep Holding On - New Directions
Bust A Move - Will and New Directions
Thong Song - Will
What A Girl Wants - Rachel (Puck on guitar)
Sweet Caroline - Puck
I Could Have Danced All Night - Emma
Dancing With Myself - Artie
Defying Gravity - Rachel and Kurt (duet version)
Defying Gravity** - Rachel (solo version)
Defying Gravity** - Kurt (solo version)
Proud Mary - New Directions
Last Christmas - New Directions (was never intended to be part of any episode)
Endless Love - Will and Rachel
I’ll Stand By You - Finn (Kurt on piano)
Don’t Stand So Close To Me / Young Girl - Will
Crush - Rachel
(You’re) Having My Baby - Finn
Lean On Me - New Directions (minus Finn and Quinn)
Bootylicious - Jane Addams Girls Choir
Don’t Make Me Over - Mercedes
You’re The One That I Want* - Finn and Rachel
Papa Don’t Preach - Quinn (Puck on guitar)
Hair/Crazy In Love - New Directions
Imagine - Haverbrook Deaf Choir and New Directions
Imagine** - New Directions only
True Colors - New Directions
Smile (Lily Allen) - Finn and Rachel
When You’re Smiling* - Rachel
Jump - New Directions
Smile (Charlie Chaplin) - New Directions
And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going - Mercedes
And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going* - Jane Addams Girls Choir
Proud Mary* - Jane Addams Girls Choir
Don’t Stop Believin’* - Haverbrook Deaf Choir
Don’t Rain On My Parade - Rachel
You Can’t Always Get What You Want - New Directions
My Life Would Suck Without You - New Directions
Hello, I Love You - Finn
Gives You Hell - Rachel
Hello - Rachel and Jesse St. James
Hello Again* - Will
Highway To Hell - Vocal Adrenaline (ft. Jesse)
Hello, Goodbye - New Directions
Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love** - Rachel and Jesse
Express Yourself - Rachel, Mercedes, Tina, Quinn, Santana and Brittany
Borderline/Open Your Heart - Finn and Rachel
Vogue - Sue Sylvester
Like A Virgin - Rachel, Jesse, Finn, Santana, Will and Emma
4 Minutes - Kurt and Mercedes
What It Feels Like For A Girl - Finn, Puck, Artie, Kurt, Mike and Matt
Like A Prayer - New Directions (original 12 + Jesse St. James)
Burning Up - Jesse (bonus track, not performed on show)
Fire - Will and April
A House Is Not A Home - Kurt
One Less Bell To Answer/A House Is Not A Home - Will and April
Beautiful - Mercedes and New Directions
Home - April and New Directions
Fergalicious** - Kurt and Mercedes (no sound clip available)
Ice Ice Baby - Will and New Directions
U Can’t Touch This - Artie, Tina, Kurt, Mercedes and Brittany
Physical - Sue and Olivia Newton-John
Run Joey Run - Rachel, Jesse, Finn, Puck, Santana and Brittany
Total Eclipse Of The Heart - Rachel, Jesse, Finn and Puck
The Climb* - Rachel
Jessie’s Girl - Finn
The Lady Is A Tramp - Puck and Mercedes
Pink Houses* - Kurt
The Boy Is Mine - Mercedes and Santana
Rose’s Turn - Kurt
One - New Directions and Sean Fretthold
Daydream Believer* - young Bryan Ryan and unnamed sophomore singer
Piano Man* - Will and Bryan
Big Spender* - Unnamed woman auditioning for Les Mis
Dream On - Will and Bryan
The Safety Dance - Artie
I Dreamed A Dream - Rachel and Shelby Corcoran
Dream A Little Dream Of Me - Artie
The Impossible Dream (The Quest)** - Will

Songs that will be featured in upcoming episodes (starred songs have not yet been released):

Bad Romance - Tina, Mercedes, Kurt, Santana, Quinn, Brittany and Rachel
Poker Face - Rachel and Shelby
Beth - Finn, Puck, Artie, Mike and Matt
Shout It Out Loud* - Finn, Puck, Artie, Mike and Matt
Funny Girl* - Shelby
Give Up The Funk - New Directions
Loser - Puck, Finn, Sandy, Howard, and Terri Schuester
It’s a Man’s Man’s Man’s World* - Quinn
Another One Bites The Dust* - Vocal Adrenaline (ft. Jesse)
Good Vibrations* - Puck, Finn and Mercedes
Tell Me Something Good* - Will
Faithfully* - Finn and Rachel
Any Way You Want It/Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’* - New Directions
Don’t Stop Believin’* - New Directions
Bohemian Rhapsody* - Vocal Adrenaline (ft. Jesse)
To Sir, With Love* - New Directions (?)
Over The Rainbow* - Will and Puck

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Glee - A House Is Not A Home [HQ Studio] Plus Lyrics

A chair is still a chair
Even when there`s no one sitting there
But a chair is not a house
And a house is not a home
When there`s no one there to hold you tight,
And no one there you can kiss good night.

A room is still a room
Even when there`s nothing there but gloom;
But a room is not a house,
And a house is not a home
When the two of us are far apart
And one of us has a broken heart.

Now and then i call your name
And suddenly your face appears
But it`s just a crazy game
When it ends it ends in tears.

Darling, have a heart,
Don`t let one mistake keep us apart.
I`m not meant to live alone. turn this house into a home.
When i climb the stair and turn the key,
Oh, please be there still in love with me.

Featured in Glee (3/5/10, UK Channel E4), performed by Chris Colfer. Great...

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Glee: The Music, Volume 3 "Showstoppers" Due May 18th ~ Exclusive Track-listing & Artwork

Freshly leaked from Sony to day (source withheld), here’s the tracklist for Glee: The Music, Volume 3 – Showstoppers (and Deluxe Edition). Since the Madonna songs were all released on the separate The Power Of Madonna EP, none of them will be featured on this volume. Due for release on May 18th 2010 worldwide. 

1. Hello Goodbye
2. Gives You Hell
3. Hello (featuring Jonathan Groff)
4. A House Is Not A Home
5. One Less Bell To Answer / A House Is Not A Home (featuring Kristin Chenoweth)
6. Beautiful
7. Home (featuring Kristin Chenoweth)
8. Physical (featuring Olivia Newton-John)
9. Total Eclipse Of The Heart (featuring Jonathan Groff)
10. Lady Is A Tramp
11. One
12. Rose’s Turn
13. Dream On (featuring Neil Patrick Harris)
14. Safety Dance
15. I Dreamed A Dream (featuring Idina Menzel)
16. Loser
17. Give Up The Funk
18. Beth
19. Poker Face (featuring Idina Menzel)
20. Bad Romance

(Deluxe Edition tracks are listed in bold.)

See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_of_Glee#Track_listing
for full info on Music from Glee, including listings and release dates

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Glee ~ Vogue ~ Full Music Video!

Visit www.e4.com/glee or www.fox.com/glee for more great Glee Exclusives...

Glee returns to UK TV on April 19th 2010

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The New ‘Glee’ Promo Is Like A Prayer

By now it’s no secret that the cast of Glee will be taking a bow to the Madonna back catalog in the April 20th episode of the series. But what was that trilling over a the airwaves with such conviction during an American Idol commercial break last night? Why, it was almost like a religious experience. In fact, it was a religious experience—it was Lea Michele singing Madge’s 1989 hit “Like A Prayer” in a brand new Glee promo! (Sadly, there was nary a sight of her making out with a saint in the clip.) Watch below, Gleeks!

Ah, it’s like school is back in session and we’re convening with all our friends during lunch to talk about what we did over break—you know, at the unpopular table, of course.

Now, a Glee cast mini album called The Power Of Madonna—which features eight Material Girl covers, including a “Borderline/Open Your Heart” mashup—is out April 20, and we already know that Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch) is singing “Vogue.”

But, forgive us, Father—for we are praying that either Kurt (Chris Colfer) or Finn (Cory Monteith) landed “Like A Virgin.” Or at the very least, give William McKinley High’s star kicker “What It Feels Like For A Girl.” (Oh, hush—you know that would be good television.)

Sigh. Four more weeks. Time goes by so slowly, indeed, Madonna

For now, here's a few GREAT promos:

and finally, the Sneaky Gays:

~ thanks to @tommiiTERROR on twitter for the heads-up! Follow him: www.twitter.com/tommiiTERROR

 

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Glee's Sue Sylvester Quotes

"Hey, Buddy! I was just dropping by to feed my Venus flytrap" Episode 13: Sectionals

"You think this is hard? Try being waterboarded, that's hard!" (Episode 1: Pilot)

"You think this is hard? I'm living with hepatitis, that's hard!" (Episode 1:Pilot)

"Your resentment... is dellllicious." (Episode 1: Pilot)

"You think this is hard? Try filling your own cavity, that's hard!" (Episode 1: Pilot)

Sue: "See, now what you're doing here is called blurring the lines. High school is a caste system and kids fall into certain slots. Now, you have your jocks and your popular kids up in the penthouse. Your invisibles and kids playing online trolls and creatures, bottom floor." Will: "So where do the Glee kids lie?" Sue: "Sub-basement." (Episode 1: Pilot)

"Lady Justice wept today." (Episode 2: Showmance)

"I took the liberty of highlighting some Special Ed classes for you. Maybe you can find some recruits there because I don't think anybody else is going to want to swim over to your... island of misfit toys." (Episode 2:Showmance)

Sue: Iron tablet? It keeps your strenght up when you menstrate. Will: I don't menstrate. Sue: Yeah neither do i.

"It is my strong suggestion these two students be hobbled." (Episode 2:Showmance)

"Let me be the one to break the silence. That was the most offensive thing I have seen in 20 years of teaching and that includes an elementary school production of "Hair."" (Episode 2: Showmance)

Will: "Are you threatening me?" Sue: "Threatening you? Oh no, no, no, no. Giving you a chance to compromise yourself? You betcha! Let's break it down. You want to be creative, you want to be in the spotlight. Face it. You want to be me! So here's the deal. You do with your depressing little group of kids what I did with my wealthy, elderly mother. Euthanize it! It's time, and I'll be happy to offer you a job as my second assistant on Cheerios. You can fetch me Gatorade, launder my soiled delicates. It'd be very rewarding work for you." (Episode 2: Showmance)

"This is what we call a total disaster, ladies. I'm going to have to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure. And it's stinking up my office!" (Episode 3: Acafellas)

*when Principal Figgins forces them to hug* Will: "I will destroy you." Sue: "I am about to vomit down your back." Will: "It's on." (Episode 7: Throwdown)

"There's not much of a difference between a stadium full of cheering fans and an angry crowd screaming abuse at you. They're both just making a lot of noise. How you take it is up to you. Convince yourself they're cheering for you. You do that, and some day they will. And that's how SueC's it." (Episode 4: Preggers)

"I'll often yell at homeless people: 'Hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? Try not being homeless for once.'" (Episode 4: Preggers)

"God, it feels good to finally pop that zit known as Will Schuester."

"Oh, I know the Dutch are famous for being a cold people but that’s no excuse for treating you like some half-priced hooker in Amsterdam’s famous red-light district."

"I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picturing birds laying sulforous eggs in there and i find it disgusting"

"Are these your droopy white granny panties, Jacob? Are you an Eve who was born a Steve? Because if you are, I think there’s a special school that would better address your needs. And I think that school is in Thailand."

"Schuester! Yeah? I'll need to see that set list for Sectionals after all, and I want it on my desk, warm from the laminator at 5:00 p.m. And if it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat, and then, on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face." Episode 8: Mash-Up

"If I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren't going to admire her impeccable form, they're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force is going to make the baby's head start crowning." Episode 9: Wheels

“If there’s anything on that list that involves demeaning, fruity hair tossing, I’m cutting it!” Episode 10: Hairography

"Never let anything distract you from winning. Ever." Episode 10: Hairography

"I have reasonable confidence that you will be adding revenge to the list of things you're no good at -- right next to having a marriage; running a glee club; and finding a hairstyle that doesn't make you look like a lesbian. Episode 13: Sectionals

"Love ya like a sista!" Episode 13: Sectionals

“Get ready for the ride of your life, Will Schuester,” she told him. “You’re about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination: Horror!“ Episode 13: Sectionals

“I’m going to head down to my condo in Boca, brown up a bit, get myself back into fighting shape.” Episode 13: Sectionals

Sue: Kids; I don't have the time, I don't have the uterus...

More great Glee info on GleeWiki: http://gleewiki.fox.com/page/Sue+Sylvester

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High-Res Glee Square Montage

I've made a huge glee montage of all the main characters; I'm using
this as cover art in iTunes for the Glee Soundtrack. Let me know if
you use it!

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Download Glee Wallpaper Pack!

                             
Click here to download:
Download_Glee_Wallpaper_Pack_t.zip (3128 KB)

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Guess who's got their hands on a Glee exclusive?!

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